Don't try this at work

Apparently I have too much time to think when I am not actually on the job. Today I was wondering what would happen if one morning while the physician were rounding respond to his entrance into the patients room with "Well hello Dr...., When did you get your license back." Even in my ADHD wired brain I realize this would be the fast track to unemployment but it sure is a funny picture in mind. It has given me hours of amusement today as I picture how each physician might spew and sputter in response, I imagine their faces turning purple with rage, shock and embarrassment.