memo to self

Dear Self,

The next time you pack for vacation do not take only your skinny clothes. After the 12 roasted marshmallows by the fire, the barbecue, kettle corn, funnel cake and the $7.00 ice cream cone that you ate at the amusement park you will be trying to fit your "bloated" body into your skinny jeans. Not only is it hard on the ego it is not an attractive site to behold. There is a reason cruise wear includes lots of loose fitting dresses and elastic. It may be better to face the consequences of your vacation indulgence once you return home and mount the scales in the privacy of your own bathroom.

Love,
Self